Inn Between is an adventure between adventures, where five heroes encounter monsters and magic, fear and friendship, all in the conveniently located Goblin’s Head Inn. Listen for a sneak peek!
Music playing in the background, a hopeful, lighthearted theme song.
TESSA THE INNKEEPER
You get all sorts of folks at the Goblin’s Head. It’s adventurers, usually, off seeking fame or money or honor, what have you; finding a party, joining a quest—you know the story, I’m sure.
Miss, please, put away your axe, and sir, your sword. There’s no reason to fight.
Oh, neither. Call me Friar, my son. What’s your name, young mage?
Meltyre, member of the Circle of the Greenish Fire.
More sort of aquamarine?
Well I am Fina Butterbuns of the Hiltshire Butterbuns, halfling bard extraordinaire. (plays a few cheerful notes on a guitar) And this is my friend and associate, Betty.
And you, Paladon’t? What’s your moniker?
Not Lord Sterling Whitetower?
Oh, this is delicious.
Thrown together by circumstance, united by friendship, they’re off on their quest… And yet they keep coming back to my inn. For some reason.
Hey, Top Gun, you don’t want to push your luck with Betty. She’ll kill you.
Music cuts out abruptly.
What’s a gun?
Gods–gods, do something, someone!
Stake him! Stake him!
This is why we don’t split the party and leave the bard to protect the old person!
Sweet Pelor, have you been lying about who you are your entire life?
We’re all going to die, Sterling, don’t you see that?
I don’t know how you roll so high.
Inn Between: a fantasy-adventure audio drama, coming June 6th to a podcatcher near you. (beat) Now is a podcatcher some sort of venomous plant?
Oh, how lovely. We’ll see you there!