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(Transcription note: In addition to our actors (Marquis, Kira, Kaleigh, Riley, and Austin), this blooper reel features the voices of our producer (Katherine Ayers), our assistant director (William Wright), and our director (Hannah Wright).
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(Dee Yan-Key’s “The Sleeping Bugbear” plays in the background. It’s a mellow, pleasant jazz piano accompanied by a low string instrument and drums.)
Do we actually say Meltyre’s stuff?
I’m going to, yes. I don’t know why I didn’t then.
(exaggerated Meltyre voice)
I found out how to break the curse—
(breaks up laughing)
It’s a good goof, but it’s not that good.
Save that for posterity.
I’ll send it to you.
Listen as an expert—as an expert in Meltyre, I can tell you for certain—
Why are we still here?!
(normal volume, starting to laugh)
(small pathetic voice)
No one can fight the Bone King.
(exaggerated old voice)
No one can fight the Bone King!
It’s unrelated, but still!
(old voice, laughing)
He sucked the life right out of my bones!
(old voice, laughing)
Frankly, yes. Your problem was easily fixed. Mine very nearly cause irrevrocable damage!
Okay, uh, it’s “irrevocable.”
(large haughty voice)
It nearly caused eldritch damage!
Ze dom-age was irrevocable!
Would that it were so simple.
…to spare some of your radiant power to—and now I’m going to yelp.
And then I’m not doing any crosstalk because I’m sitting here fuming about ready to fucking explode on you bitches.
You have altogether too high of an opinion and your kid, king.
This reel was edited and beautified by Katherine Ayers. Our music for this bonus content was “The Sleeping Bugbear,” by Dee Yan-Key, off the album Dream Time. Thanks again to our patrons. If you’d like to join them, go to patreon.com/thegoblinshead. See you next time at the Inn.