Seasons One & Two Main Cast:
Marquis Dijon Archuleta (he/him) – Sterling Whitetower
Kaleigh Christopher – Betty
Kaleigh Christopher has battled her way through 19 years of acting experience, leaving many an awed audience in her wake. She has also lead her own crusade as the co-creator of the horror web-series ‘TheOriginFiles’ (not for the faint of heart). She’s short on words but loves to tell stories.
Riley Jones (she/her) – Fina Butterbuns
Riley Jones is your average college student: desperate for a nap and $20. When not studying acting at the University of Montana, she can be found drawing, petting her cat, and napping in the middle of the day. She has been in productions such as Roger and Hammerstein’s Cinderella, Our Town, and a really bad Les Miserables theatre camp recital when she was, like, 13. Riley hopes to become a voice actor and an independent artist, which is the job combo equivalent of trying to fish with a spare piece of thread you found. You can commission her at her DeviantArt page, contact her by email (email@example.com), or catch her on the hit epic fantasy podcast The Once and Future Nerd.
Kira Mills (she/her) – Friar Velune
A gal with a big heart (figuratively and literally), Kira is a BFA student at the University of Montana studying the art of Acting. When she’s not being crushed under the weight of her studies, she enjoys singing, video gaming, writing fanfiction, cosplaying, drawing, dancing, sleeping, knitting *GAAAAAAAAASP* and spending time with friends and family. An occasional Twitch streamer and Youtuber as well as shop owner, her passion is creating and sharing fantastical worlds, stories and characters through either the stage or the page.
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Austin Mowat (he/him) – Meltyre
Take 3 parts person, 7 parts water, leave it a couple decades to ferment in an oak barrel, and you’ll meet Austin Mowat. With aspirations toward acting and voice acting, there’s no telling what this Socially Awkward Cocktail will say next. Currently located in a 13×10 prison cell located smack-dab in the University of Montana campus, Austin is working towards a BFA in Theatre, and if all goes well, Austin will spend the rest of his life in a constant search for employment! To see this creature in the wild, go visit its Facebook and Twitter! No flash photography please!
Season Two Special Guests:
Kalen Grinell as Reevis, The Guard, and the Townie – (he/him) – @Kalen_Grinnell on Twitter
Shivangi Sikri as Princess Marie – (she/her) – Shivangi Sikri is an actress, singer, and writer, based in Vancouver, BC. At a mere five feet, she might be too short for select roller coasters, but her voice will still tower over you. She also plays Lady Lightning in Ace of Hearts and Kalyani in Modern Fae.
Mira Leigh as Seri – (she/her) – Catch her on Zoo. Contact her parent Fox on her behalf @mulderpls on Twitter.
Vladimir “Vladibear” Gabatel as Gromadak the Orc – (he/him) – @Vladibear_94 on Twitter
Eager Question as Lady Elena Truestone – (she/her) – find her as Eager_Question_Writes on reddit
Maria Micklasavage as The Sphinx – (she/her) – her website is MariaMicklasavageVoiceover.com
Matt Eakins as Walritt the Salesman – (he/him) – find his work at MattJamesVO.com
Shade Oyemakinwa as the Mysterious Fey – (they/she) – more from Shade at LovelyMissOye.wordpress.com
Allison Phillips as the Fey Queen – (she/her) – find her @AlliRambles
Season Three Main Cast
Caleb Del Rio (he/him) – Castor Acroterion
Quin Leigh (she/her) – Zara
Library administrative assistant by day and first-time VA by night, most of Quin’s other hours are spend stress crafting, playing video games, and adding media to her never-ending To Catch Up On list. If you want to get in touch, she’s the most active on her Twitter, @Quindiana_Jones, and her Instagram, @calicobagcrafts.
Anthony Morales (he/him) – Tode
My name is Anthony Ray Morales, I began my career being a freelance editor for various animations, parodies, and videos on Youtube. From there I provided many background voices and foley for them, and it was there that I began pursuing voiceover work. And as of today it has been four years since then and I have helped create a lot of amazing projects. My youtube channel: Demongrocerystore is where I make a parody about Legend of Korra. I have edited for DCAbridgedUniverse, Phatdog Studios, Dastails and the Schmuck Squad. I have voiced in the Anthologies of Ullord audio drama, Among the Stars and Bones, and provided voice work for the upcoming video game Brok. I’ve animated shorts for HawkAbridging’s Saber and Sons series, Jojo’s Odd jobs parody by LegendbyDesign and a Yu-gi-oh Halloween special from Foulfangedfied. Whether its animation, editing or voice over work I’m always happy to provide assistance to a project.
Lucille Valentine (she/her) – Rosie
Lucille Valentine is a desert rat masquerading as a voice actor, poetry and fiction writer, visual artist, and sensitivity consultant. Currently living in a Florida swamp, she finds herself missing the uncanny Arizona desert from which she hails, not unlike a ghost pining for the house its haunting. You can hear her in numerous podcasts, including The Six Disappearances of Ella McCray, The Easiest of All the Hard Things, Zoo, and The 12:37, or by pressing your ear up against a cactus skeleton on a windy night. She’s happiest when reading poetry to be sad on purpose and while aggravating grammar elitists over on Twitter.
JV Hampton-VanSant (they/them) – Sgt. Teric Knowles
Kalen Grinell as Traver – (he/him) – @Kalen_Grinnell on Twitter
Hannah Wright (she/her) – Writer and Director
Hannah Wright is a chemist by day and a frenzied project machine by night. Her love of stories has resulted in pages and pages of original work, thousands of words of fanfic, several TTRPG campaigns, three podcasts and counting, and a half dozen other hobbies. She’s here to make friends and drink coffee, and she’s just finished her coffee.
Check out her other show, The Liberal Aren’ts!
Katherine Ayers (she/her) – Producer and Editor
Katherine Ayers is currently a BFA student majoring in media and digital arts. When she isn’t in a blanket cocoon watching movies, you can find her making stickers and t-shirts, and animating things cut out of paper. This is her first podcast, but she is very excited to step into the world of sound production. Hop on over to her website to catch a glimpse of her other work.
William Wright – Assistant Director
Loyal henchman, certified go-fer, and younger brother of the director, William is neither the heart nor the backbone of the operation, but he’s certainly not the appendix of the operation. He has a passion for his church and police work, and can be found making an especially delicious omelette or staring at birds obliviously as he wanders face-first into a rose bush.
Eli Isbell (he/him) – Musician
Eli Isbell is a composer, musician, programmer, front man for the up and coming band The Young Old Souls, and a good friend, which is not arrogant to say, because he’s not writing this, Hannah is. Take that, Eli.
Eli Hamada McIlveen (he/him) – Composer
Eli Hamada McIlveen has been recording strange noises since childhood, and producing podcasts since 2011. He is the lead writer, co-producer and composer for the fantasy hospital sitcom Alba Salix, Royal Physician and its spinoffs. Other editing and sound design credits include work for Radio Drama Revival, Aural Stage Studios and HartLife, and he’s appeared on shows such as What’s the Frequency, Jim Robbie and the Wanderers and Radiation World, playing a variety of humans and invertebrates.
Gabrielle Buxman (she/her) – Artist
Gabrielle Buxman never stops creating, and every night she spends hours crafting visual celebrations of the natural, unique beauty found in everything and everyone, though she does find time to spend cat napping with her reformed fat kitty and gaming with her smart and sexy husband. She would love to design custom artwork to show off your unique beauty to the world. Find her on her website and follow her on Instagram.
Ria Couoh (ae/they/she) – Transcriptionist
Half tired college student, half art supply collection and 100% avid podcast fan, Ria Couoh is an artist, poet and transcriptionist. The very short and very Mexican personification of the color pink, Ria is not only passionate about stories, but about making sure those stories are accessible for everyone. Ae is currently pursuing a degree on Multimedia Design and can be found on their instagram or on her twitter, making sure everyone knows ae is only a lady when it’s funny. Check out aer art on instagram @riacouoh, or hire aer for transcriptions through Twitter @riacouoh!