Crowdfunding for season three has begun! Go to igg.me/at/innbetweens3.
Transcript is below the cut! Downloadable PDF transcript is available here.
HANNAH: Hi, everyone! Hannah here with some news. It’s time for our crowdfunding campaign for season three! Is
this a terrible time to be doing crowdfunding? Yes, probably. Are we going to do it anyway? Absolutely, because we have some awesome things in store for folks who support us like: early access to bonus episodes introducing some of our new characters, stickers of our new logo, a poster designed by the fabulous text artist Han Trenkle, a novella asking the question “what if our heroes were pulling off a heist in the Roaring Twenties?” and, if you’re feeling really generous, a chance to get writing help or play D&D with me.
I just want to be clear about this crowdfunding campaign. We are raising money to pay our actors, our transcriptionist and our editor for their hard work and dedication, and they will all get paid whether or not we reach our goal. This crowdfund is just to offset costs, and to give you a chance to score some sick merch.
We will be running all through the month of June, with the last day being June 30th. To support us go to igg.me/at/innbetweens3, that’s inn between, “s”, number 3. And yes, there is a link in the show notes. Or you can go to our website: thegoblinshead.com, or our twitter @inn_between_, and follow the campaign from there! We’ll also be posting casting announcements as we hit milestones on Twitter, so keep a weather eye open! Anything you can contribute helps, and, if you can’t support us monetarily, why not tell a friend about the show? What we
appreciate most of all is that you are listening.
Now, to thank you for sitting through that announcement, presenting our season 2 blooper reel! Be advised, this does contain swears. Enjoy!
MUSIC TRACK STARTS, UPBEAT PIANO CONTINUES THROUGHOUT EPISODE.
BLOOPER 1 (1:33)
MARQUIS
(Clears throat loudly)
HANNAH
Okay-
RILEY
(Obnoxious throat sounds)
MARQUIS
(Extra loud coughing)
HANNAH
I am recording now, in fact.
MARQUIS
(More coughing)
RILEY
Excellent, that was my warmup!
(Laughter)
BLOOPER 2 (1:42)
HANNAH
Yeah, you’re in– You’re a lot of pain!
RILEY
Okay.
HANNAH
Yeah. You ever, uhm, you ever, like,… Work out at all?
AUSTIN (Overlapping)
Stub your toe to death?
HANNAH
No. Work out like. I’m just thinking of me.
(Overlapping laughter)
AUSTIN
You ever die?
HANNAH
Working out like: Oh yeah! That’s pain!
BLOOPER 3 (1:53)
RILEY
(delighted)
A jean vest!
WILLIAM
Yes, nailed it!
KIRA
And a bowtie!
KALEN
But it’s like acid wash!
RILEY
Hey! That— That’s—That’s the perfect—
KIRA
(horrified sound)
WILLIAM
Why. Why would you…
RILEY
That’s the perfect item of clothing for (sniff) for Fina! Because it’s a jest!
WILLIAM
You are—
Something slams against a hard surface.
(Several noises of discontent)
RILEY
(Loud laughter)
KIRA
Get out!
BLOOPER 4 (2:09)
HANNAH
Lady Daria’s castle, she’s—
RILEY
(in a Mickey Mouse impression)
Hello! Hi there, fellas!
(General cast laughter)
RILEY
You’ll see, I’m going places, haha! You stick with me, I’m gonna
be something big!
WILLIAM
What it actually means to the effect of these—
BLOOPER 5 (2:17)
KIRA
(pained sound)
Pause! Pause, pause, pause, pause! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
RILEY
What happened?
MARQUIS
(indistinguishable)
KIRA
(groan)
My leg started cramping really bad!
RILEY
Oh no, stretch it up.
KIRA
(more groaning)
RILEY
(pointed)
Don’t do that.
KIRA
(irritated fumbling)
Gee, thanks!
RILEY
Stop that.
RILEY AND AUSTIN
Get some help!
(General cast laughter, KIRA laughs loudly)
BLOOPER 6 (2:32)
KIRA
(as Velune)
Beg your pardon?
RILEY
(as Fina)
Can’t a gal wallow in peace?
HANNAH
No.
RILEY
(out of character)
W-what?
KIRA
That’s the line.
HANNAH
That’s the. That’s the line.
RILEY
OH!
(Cast laughs loudly, Austin and Kira mockingly repeat “That’s the line” and “No!” in grave voices.)
RILEY
I forgot you were playing Betty! I was like—
BLOOPER 7 (2:44)
AUSTIN
It’s okay—
KIRA
(whispering)
And now, ladies and gentleman, some good ol’ ASMR.
(unfortunate mouth noises)
RILEY
(matching tone)
Welcome to Inn Between, ASMR.
HANNAH
I will… This.
WILLIAM
These voices inside the… (indistinguishable)
HANNAH
Why would you do that to Katherine?
(Laughter, mouth noises and whispering continue.)
AUSTIN
Welcome to Inn Between: The Lips.
KIRA
(laughs loudly and mouth noises stop)
WILLIAM
Katherine is going to kill you man!
KATHERINE
Yeah, I’ll produce that!
RILEY
You watch me! I’ll be something great one day! I’ll do ASMR!
KIRA
See?
BLOOPER 8 (3:11)
HANNAH
(Fake Slavic accent)
A toast. To the chief of the Triguut who led us to victory, to Betty!
ALL To Betty!
AUSTIN
(belatedly)
Oh, wait, I wasn’t doing the voice.
(General cast laughter)
Something repeatedly hits a hard surface.
AUSTIN
I was just so excited…
RILEY
Austin!
AUSTIN
They were doing it together!
BLOOPER 9 (3:23)
AUSTIN
(in Meltyre’s high pitch)
Oh come on—
RILEY
What?
AUSTIN
He offered—
(fumbling, his voice drops)
I just need to talk normal.
RILEY
(imitating him)
Let me just talk normal for a minute
AUSTIN
(Even deeper voice)
He offered to help rebuild a clan.
(General cast laughter, RILEY’s spikes)
RILEY
Can Meltyre’s voice drop in the third season?
(More laughter)
AUSTIN
The one episode I come back just—
Something hits a hard surface.
HANNAH
That’d be weird, oh gosh…
RILEY
(deep, delighted voice)
Hey, everybody!
AUSTIN
(deep voice as well)
Hey, everybody, ever I told you about the, uh, the story about the Bone King and I killed—?
KIRA
And how nobody can kill—
MARQUIS
It does that!
WILLIAM
Season three is just (indistinguishable).
RILEY
(deep voice)
Have I told you about—?
(dissolves into laughter)
Have I told you about how no one can fight the Bone King?
AUSTIN
No one who comes back has survived.
RILEY
No one who’s e- No one who’s ever tried and sur…
BLOOPER 10 (4:11)
MARQUIS
(as Sterling)
I thought Velune bought a perfectly normal map!
AUSTIN
(as Meltyre)
Well if this is a place with high in..
(anguished fumbling)
HANNAH
Incidents. Incidents.
AUSTIN
Influence!
RILEY
Incidents!
HANNAH
Nope.
AUSTIN
Yeap!
(Laughter)
AUSTIN
That’s what it said!
BLOOPER 11 (4:29)
RILEY
(as Fina)
There’s a good reason for that.
AUSTIN
(as Meltyre)
What’s special about uh—
(clears throat, voice drops significantly)
What’s special—
(Laughter.)
BLOOPER 12 (4:38)
AUSTIN
(as Meltyre, drowsy)
Hey, guys.
(Yawn)
(Keeps yawning)
(HANNAH bursts out laughing.)
HANNAH
I’m sorry!
RILEY
You ruined his yawn!
HANNAH
I know!
AUSTIN
I had that in stasis for so long…
(Laughter, someone sniffs)
AUSTIN
(again in character)
Hey, guys.
(Yawn)
(Keeps yawning)
(Still yawning)
(General cast laughter.)
RILEY
That was so bad!
WILLIAM
That was very, very long…
KIRA
He just keeps going.
WILLIAM
That was…
KIRA
He just keeps going!
WILLIAM
A very long…
MARQUIS
I think everybody laughed.
WILLIAM
It’s okay!
(More laughter.)
BLOOPER 13 (5:25)
AUSTIN
O di, que… O di, quaeso operatur.
HANNAH
Pfft, okay.
AUSTIN
But it’s not in Meltyre.
HANNAH
That was not Meltyre’s voice!
MARQUIS
(deep, ominous voice)
O di, quaeso!
(Cast laughter.)
AUSTIN
(scary chanting tone)
O di, quaeso… operatur…
WILLIAM
You sound like a, uh, a very scary monk.
HANNAH
Uhm, you’re actually saying here, “Oh gods!”
BLOOPER 14 (5:39)
KIRA
(in character)
I believe I have an answer?
MARQUIS
Go on, then.
KIRA
Sixty-nine pounds?
RILEY
(Breaking character.)
Nice!
(Cast laughter.)
Paper shuffling, laughter intensifies.
KIRA
Wait—
GODDAMNIT!
BLOOPER 15 (5:55)
RILEY
Twenty-five-year-old Meltyre!
AUSTIN
Oh, he! Oh, he’s the DJ of a really chill radio show?
(adopts said chill radio show host tone)
Welcome to 101.5, The Wasteland.
(Cast laughter)
KIRA
For you today, we’ve got some…
RILEY
Cutting edge of the Wasteland, and the latest music!
HANNAH
Let Kira get out the thought, she’s gonna die!
KIRA
(radio host voice)
We’ve got some good music for you today, brought to you by: The Bone King. No one has ever fought him.
(fumbling)
And lived to tell the tale.
MARQUIS
And it’s just…
(indistinguishable in the Bone King’s breathy, scratchy voice).
Just that.
RILEY
It’s just the chronic whisperings, into a microphone, for two
hours!
KIRA
Brought to you by: The Bone King.
RILEY
Mhmm.
AUSTIN
(deep voice)
Brought to you by…
KIRA
The Bone King, no one can fight the Bone King.
MARQUIS
(as Bone King, singing)
Wouldn’t it be nice if we were—
(Cast laughter)
RILEY
(radio host voice)
And that was Demonic Whisperings, Volume 2.
(Laughter continues)
BLOOPER 16 (6:45)
HANNAH
(as Tessa)
Uhm, here you are.
AUSTIN
(loud pitched yelp).
(HANNAH and WILLIAM laugh)
AUSTIN
I, I, feel like that was a bit too, like, sudden.
HANNAH
(laughing)
What was that?
AUSTIN
Like. Like, ah, like you just stepped on a chihuahua or
something.
HANNAH
A chihuahua named Meltyre.
AUSTIN
Can we get some dog fan art?
(WILLIAM laughs)
HANNAH
Pfft, if someone else is gonna make it!
KALEIGH
(indistinguishable, static voice and laughter)
AUSTIN
Uh, that means, ah, someone’s gotta put it in the blooper reel!
(More laughter).
BLOOPER 17 (7:16)
KIRA
(as Velune)
We’ve been subtle, I’m sure we’ll be fine.
HANNAH
(they will not be fine)
Oh, ho ho!
RILEY
Oh ho ho, oh ho ho!
AUSTIN
Oh, don’t tempt…
HANNAH
Two… twelve?
WILLIAM
2.12!
RILEY
It’s a lil… like we’ve seen in The Wizard of Oz? In part of the
song we’ll be like…
(BIG evil laughter)
We’re all, like, clapping, you know!
KIRA
(high pitched singing)
That’s how we spend our day away, in the merry ol’ Fey Wild’o!
(Laughter)
BLOOPER 18 (7:36)
HANNAH
(as Robin)
Well, it’s been fun, but I can’t stay and chat, even though I really
ought to completely destroy you, wizard.
AUSTIN
(as Meltyre)
Hey, now.
HANNAH
Uhh, yeah.
AUSTIN
You’re an all star.
(Cast laughter.)
BLOOPER 19 (7:52)
HANNAH
Hey Santa, we may go ahead of schedule.
AUSTIN
(singing)
I don’t want a lot for Christmas…
RILEY
Listen, Santa, I need to call in a favor.
HANNAH
(pronounced accent)
I saved your life back in Nam!
RILEY
I saved your life back in ’98, you owe me.
HANNAH
(laughing)
Oh, we’re still recording!
(Cast laughter.)
BLOOPER 20 (8:13)
KIRA
Oh ho, your majes–! Oh. No.
(Cast laughter.)
RILEY
OH, HO! Oh ho ho, your Majesty
KIRA
(SCREAM)
MARQUIS
Stop.
RILEY
Cause he truly is… a comedian!
(Laughter trails off.)
HANNAH
This blooper reel was constructed and edited by actual audio wizard, Katherine Ayers, and featured the voices of Marquis Dijon Archuleta, Kaleigh Christopher, Kalen Grinnell, Riley Jones, Kira Mills, Austin Mowat, William Wright, and me, Hannah Wright.
Our music was “The Sleeping Bugbear” by Dee Yan-Key, off the album Dream Time.
Transcripts for this and every episode can be found on our website, thegoblinshead.com.
Don’t forget to go to igg.me/at/innbetweens3 to help make season three happen! Follow us on Twitter for more updates, @inn_between_.
See you soon!
Music trails off. End.